Post by Seymour on May 3, 2012 19:48:28 GMT -6
My daughter walked into the family living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent out my room, throw my clothes out of the window, take my TV, IPhone, IPod, and my laptop.
Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or to Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house, disown me and never talk to me again.
And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone that wants it."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammad. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."
Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or to Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house, disown me and never talk to me again.
And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone that wants it."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammad. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."